All I got for christmas

Santa – And what did you get for christmas, Pieces?

Pieces – RAGING DIARRHEA, SANTA !!!!!!!!

Santa – Oh dear me tickle m’ whiskers, who on earth gave you such a shitty gift?

Pieces – VENLAFAXINE WITHDRAWAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it would be a fun weight-loss program. But its all just a load of crap.

To console Pieces, Santa offers her a gift he knows she’ll appreciate.

Pieces – Gee Santa, bogroll. I hope it’s at least 2 ply.

Santa – My job here is dung……



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